Posts tagged accurate
Posts tagged accurate
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
I still like this meme.
New rule, I am going to reblog this every time I see it
- that awkward moment when a graphic is so beautiful and you want to reblog it so bad but then you realize you can’t because you don’t even watch that show.
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it ruins his day.
I hope Rick Santorum gets a burrito and it’s in terrible layers from top to bottom.
I hope someone hacks into Rick Santorum’s Facebook account and posts “I like men”.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to go into the subway expecting to refill his MetroCard with a five dollar bill but all of the machines say “No Bills Accepted” and he has to walk to where he wants to go
i hope rick santorum goes to rip out a piece of paper from a notebook and it rips right in half
i hope santorum asks someone to pick him up a bottle of irish whiskey at the liquor store, but instead they get him canadian whiskey by mistake. (this happened to me once and i never recovered.)
I hope Rick Santorum logs into Netflix and finds his queue out of order.
I hope Rick Santorum orders a latte with no foam and then picks up someone else’s cappuccino by mistake but the line is really long and the barista can’t hear him when he says his drink is wrong so he’s forced to start his day off foamily.
I hope Rick Santorum is driving around and around looking for a parking spot, and he finally sees one but it’s on the other side of the street and by the time he’s turned his car around someone else has parked there.
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the food store looking for one specific item. The store is out of the item he desired, so he drives the the other store. They are also out of the item he wanted.
I hope Rick Santorum gets something stuck in his eye and he can’t see anything in the mirror and nobody has any eyedrops so he has to go around all day rubbing his eye uncomfortably.
I hope Rick Santorum pours himself a bowl of cereal and forgets that he is out of milk.
i hope rick santorum gets a can of coke out of his garage, but doesn’t want to drink it room temperature so he puts it in he freezer, but then forgets to take it out so it’s frozen, so he has to put it in the sun to warm it up a little, but then he leaves it for too long and it gets too warm to be refreshing again.
I hope Rick Santorum has an automatic toilet flush prematurely while he’s doing his business, spraying his ass with toilet water and then he finds out that there is no more toilet paper in the stall and no one is around to hand him some under the divider.
I hope that casually when Rick Santorum is indulged in a sewing activity he just so happens to have a huge box of pins that he accidentally knocks over with his butt and then he’ll be forced to pick up ever single little pin. Yeah that’ll show him. You pick those pins up.
I hope that the next time Rick Santorum goes to take out the trash the bag has a hole in it, and he drips nasty garbage juice all over his shoes and the floor, then, after awkwardly running outside to keep from making a bigger mess, there’s a great big hornet buzzing around the garbage can.
Yes Facebook, you’re right - I probably know him.
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into